1. Elvis is dead, Paul is alive.

2. Tom Petty doesn't drive a race car.

3. David Gilmour gets really pissy if you call him "Pink."

4. The Moody Blues are actually very placid and even-keeled guys.

5. All of the Traveling Willburys' songs are jokes on the listeners.

6. David Bowie's appeal is his androgyny.

7. William Shatner did a hilarious talk-song of Elton John's "Rocket Man."

8. But when he did it at a Sci-Fi convention, the audience took it seriously and said it was "brilliantly gifted" on the part of Shatner.

9. I could've slept with Davy Jones because he asked me to. I'm telling the truth here.*

10. He's in the Monkees, dammit. You know: The Monkees!!

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*I knew Davy Jones was serious about the sex, but I did not think he was really Davy Jones. I thought he was a local using a fake British accent and I even said that to him, I actually said, "You don't even sound British!" and he laughed.